Monday, March 30, 2009

Late Night, err, Early Morning check up!

Ive been slacking lately in my posting. And for that I apologize...dearly! lol. I see my homie Jandito grinding on his blog and, as much as it pains me to say, am getting a lil jealous of the effort hes puttin in. If he can do it....then I can! haha. (yes...im a hater!) anyways, just thought that I'd let me dear readers that I haven't really been busy or anything. I've just been lazy and dont have anything worth blogging about.

I'll be back soon though! Just watch me!!!!

But it's 4:30 in the A.M. and I cant sleep. Partly because I'm thinking about certain things too much. Partly because I'm listening to some dope music by this guy named Mateo...check him OUT!

ahh..thats all.

Goodnight!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Tuesday Afternoon Ramblings

So I'm sitting here in the library (yes! the same one that I'm always in). I have no idea why I keep coming back here. It always ends the same way...I come here, get a headache trying to study/do homework, then mess around for a while (or a long time), and then go home after hours of what is either time spent well or time truly wasted.

Anyways...I was speaking with a certain female friend of mine and we got to talking about cartoons and why there are no black superheroes. At this moment I dropped what I was doing and was like.....

"HOLD THE PHONE! You've never heard of Static Shock?? Aka the most ELECTIFYING (pun intended) superhero evvvvver??"

My exclamation was followed by a silence, her just staring at me....and speaking a barely audible:

"No."

The intro done by the wanna-be baller Lil Romeo


Alas....Where have we gone as a people if we don't even know our own superheros??

I didn't even want to ask if she knew the great story(ies) of Catcher Freeman. (lol Boondocks all day!!)

Monday, March 23, 2009

Teletubbies Go Hard?? lol

As some of you know....Im obsessed with the show Gangland on the History channel. Probably becuase it's about the history of the gang, or just the narrators voice. lol

With that said....this is the funniest video ever!

Ok maybe not the whole video but the part where they say "if you blood throw it up!" lmao!



Stay in school kids...dont be like these idiots...


why they would post this on the internet?? I have no idea. SMH!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

It's 4:30 in the morning...I just finished eating a bowl of corn flakes that got soggy (nice!)...I'm trying to study for 2 exams tomorrow...and I haven't slept about 20+ hours....

IM SOOO TIRED!!

who the hell invented the 7:30am class time?? Damnnn! Can't a student get a break!!

Blogging>>>>>>>>>>>Twitter. Just thought I'd chime in on that subject, cus I can't for the life of me remember what relevant thing I was gonna say :(

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Beat of the Day!

I was going through Illseed's blog (which i was just introduced to) and watched this video. Now im all for the show Yo Gabba Gabba, but how can you watch this and not think to yourself "what...the...hell is wrong with Biz Markie??" mehh, maybe it's just me.




Ok...it's not just me...is he high?

Monday, March 16, 2009

Black Dynamite

Haha, comedic genius! Plenty of quotables!



"I threw that before I walked in the room!!"


Courtesy of aTribeCalledNext

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Just Another Day

I have nothing legit to post on, so I thought I would just let you see what type of conversations go down when me and my lil 5th grade sister are out and about:

Hebah: Hey Sammy,
Sammy: Yea, what's up?
H: I was wondering...Can you play old McDonald on a keyboard with your eyes closed and an ice pack on your foot??
S: (long pause....) no, no i cant.
H: Oh haha.....I can.
S: Haha, wow...

Yep....thats what a 10 year difference can do to siblings.

That's all. Till next time!

UPDATE: I thought I would just add this vid we did onto the end of this post. Yea...we hood!

Monday, March 9, 2009

Made in the USofA

Only here could a afro-american go from watching this:


to watching this:




Welcome to the black experience everyone!

Saturday, March 7, 2009

John Witherspoon vs. NewYork

This guy NEVER ceases to make me laugh. He could just stand there and not say anything and I'd probably start crackin up.

Enjoy.


"...That bitch look like 9/11....a day later. She look like 9/12. Tragedy!"

umm...

Some things can just be soooooo confusing!

That's all.

You Cold?

The other day in my 7:30 am class (yea i know...schedule FAIL!) I was doing my usual harvesting of songs available on all the music farms (blogs) online (yea yea..bad analogy, shut it up). Most of the places upload their stuff using zShare and a new policy that zShare's website enforces says that you can't have any ad-blocking on at all if you want to use their service.

Ok, I guess that's reasonable...since that's how they make their money....Deal!

Anyways, one of those ads was as follows, advertising the "Snuggie":


I probably laughed for like a good 10 mins when I saw this ad. A blanket with sleeves! Why hasn't anyone ever thought of that before! wow. *Notice the Dell laptop in the picture...Mac>>>>Anything evvver!*

All sarcasm aside, I really wonder who would actually buy it. I know I sure as hell wouldn't....unless they offered another one free plus another gift for free...like a book light or something. Wait? You say they do?Ahhhhhh.....They read my mind!!!

This is what I do in my early morning class.
Plus some of this...lol.

video

And you wonder why I mess around all the time....zzzzzzzzz.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Alas

Now that the ever so wonderful Spring Break is upon us....I'd like to take a few and explain how I will be spending it.

Doing absolutely as little as possible.

It kinda sucks being layed off and having no positive cash flow. FML *not really*

I did do one thing that was constructive. I registered for my final semester at ASU (insert dope dramatic music here). I almost shed a tear at the thought that I would no long be an undergraduate after the Fall 09 semester.

But you already know. As soon as I make that walk across that stage, I'm gonna take the job market down Know Your Role Boulevard which is on the corner of Jabroni Drive and check it directly into the Smackdown Hotel!

- my adaptation of one of The Rock's quotes. Greatness!


Night Mares

I had a dream NIGHTMARE about me losing my computer. I woke up in a heart beat as soon as that thought came across my mind and checked to see if my "BlackBook" was still where I had left it to charge before I passed out.

Sure enough...It was right there, still in sleep mode. Which is what I should have been doing if it wasn't for my twisted mind making me think my baby was gone :(

This lil story brings me to my main question/point: Do any of you have your laptop right next to your bed so that you can just easily get on and do whatever as soon as you get up??

no? anybody?

*sigh* Hi everyone, My name's Sammy, and....I'm addicted to my MacBook....

After 10 hours of sleep...

I want to sleep some more.

Welcome to Spring Break Sammy!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

How to Rob an Industry Hipster?

Damn....I haven't posted in a minute.

Kids....School is no good...

Anyways on with the show! Im not gonna bore you with the happenings from my past couple weeks except to say this.

Diarrhea is NOT the business! Ok, now that that is out of the way....lol.

I've been meaning to post this but 2DopeBoyz put it up before I got to. WACK! lol, anyways, i watched it again and couldnt stop laughing haha. Now while they put it up as their weekly "random act of Fu****y" I put it up as "yooo, this ish is DOPE!" haha.

This cat takes 50 Cent's (the old 50, not the wack 50) How to Rob beat and goes to town on Hipsters! lol

Lmao @ about the 2:01 mark about talib kweli. WATCH IT!

Enjoy