Weird Al Yankovic - Whatever you like (RMX)

After a long hiatus from the last song he dropped....Weird Al Yankovic is back! You know your song is a HIT when he jumps on to parody it. Songs posted, as well as the lyrics underneath it. Enjoy!

and hopefully T.I. doesnt take it up the butt like Eminem did when W.A.Y. did "Lose Yourself"



Hey girl,
You know our economy's in the toilet
But I’m still going to treat you right

I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
And we can clip coupons all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please
Like Burger King or Mickey Ds
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can even have the large fry (large fry) yeah, yeah

Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply
Want it, you can get it, my dear
I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah

You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
Got a cupboard full of 'em, I’ll keep 'em coming
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it

Pork and beans and Minute Rice
And we can play Cribbage all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

I can take you to the laundromat downtown
And watch all the clothes go round and round
And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
Seven dollar bills…(Read More)

rolled
Up inside my plastic billfold
Buy you a bagel even if it isn’t day old
And you never ever gotta wear your sister’s old clothes
As long as I’m still assistant manager at Kinko’s
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You ain’t got to pay me, that’s the way that I roll

My chick can have want she want
At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want
I know girl you ain’t never had a man like that
Who doesn’t make you buy generic brand like that, Yeah

You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
But that’s kind of far and I’m not made of cash
Do you think you could chip in for gas?
Mac and Cheese would be all right
But let’s send out for pizza tonight
And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)
I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice) yeah, yeah

Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
Now I can get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) yeah

And you can always ride the city bus
Got a stack of tokens just for us
Yo, my wallet’s fat and full of ones
It’s all about the Washingtons, that’s right

You want White Castle, need White Castle
Long as you got me it won’t be no hassle
You want it, we’ll get it, just don’t be a hater
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later

Thrift store jeans on sale half-price
The underwear at Goodwill is nice
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

Baby, I can give you anything you please
Even share my government cheese
And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

It's My...

BIRTHDAY


Love me/hate me...want me/shun me

It's all good cus its My birthday!

2 decades down, 10 more to go....hopefully (insh'allah)

Im still alive.

ahh...after 20 days.
still nothing lol.

I cant help it if im constantly tired. Yall just to deal with it.

Just a lil update on me this month:

- DUB Custom Car Show here in PHX was dopppee-er than I thought it was gonna be. I mean who would have thought that a line up with Shawty Lo and Webbie would be tight, haha. But I will say Luda and even Ice-T and even local "hero" Willie Northpole showed up. Big ups to Trey Gutta too for throwing down.

Surprising thing of the day....Ice T Brought down the House. At a family show, he probably dropped more swear words than.......lol, cant think of a good analogy. But you got it haha.

- Glow in the Dark Concert.........................

do I even have to say anything about besides Lupe, N.E.R.D., Rhianna, and of course Kanye.

Greatest 100 dollars I've ever spent. Period .

- Roots show tomorrow......with Miss Badu also. Probably not as great as Glow in the Dark, but still mos def worth it, I mean, besides the fact that its gonna be 109 tomorrow and the venue is outdoors........Lame.

- De La is coming on the 20th of this month to Scottsdale too....See you there haha.

What a GREAT month of shows around here.

Oh and apparently RZA, Hiero, and even the granddaddy himself, Africa Bambaataa, are coming.

In the words of the Great Ric Flair....or Yon.....WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! haha.

idk what else, really liking my job, specially on the 15th and 30th of the month haha. Yeaaa Boy!

anyways. Bye.

Coming soon, Ima put together a mixtape of all of the A Millie freestyles that everyone and their momma in the rap game did. It should be fun.........on second thought, maybe not all, but most haha.

aight, now, bye

Walkin Hard in AZ

So yesterday me and my boy were at the mall and we walk by the Harkins there only to see none other than John C. Reilly. Yall might know him as DEWEY COX or "the other guy" (hah, I dont know his name in the movie) from Talladega Nights.

Anyways, we get closer and find out it really is him. Then me being stupid goes "ohhh that is him" all out loud...which led him to look straight at me (yea boy! im famous now haha)......look away and procceed into the theater, never to be seen by us again.

I then went ahead and texted like 5 people I saw him....none of them believing me though (they are wack anyway). It's all good though, I know who I saw.......DEWEY COX!

Whats Good HOMIE!!

I haven't hit yall up with anything in a while.

Call me Stephen A. Smith cus quite frankly (haha, ive always wanted to say that) I didn't think any thing was worth enough to write about.

But, NONETHELESS, I do have some little thoughts that, i guess, I can put together to, i guess, make a new post.

Aight children.....Here we goooo

• Britney Spears..... as you read that, I will bet that your interest jumped 10 fold. But sorry folks, just wanted to say WHO CARES. That shit shouldn't be news. come on now.

I will admit thought that type of colossal drop from pop princess to bald man was pretty funny.

• Did Amy Winehouse used to be a male......you know, before she went back to black....They tried to make you go to rehab......AND YO ASS SHOULD HAVE GONE, GONE GONE!
  

• OJ Simpson.....congratulations. That's all I can say.

I even have the video of the robbery RIGHT HERE. WATCH IT!


wow. I cant believe they thought they could just steal his shit like that. ha, craziness all around.

• peep game, did you know that Juice's (O.J.) girl cheated on him with some guy. OJ then went up to the guy and threatened to kill him.....ahhh feels like 1994 all over again.

• 2 words............Hayden Panettiere

• 2 more words.............Kim Kardashian

• Ha, while we are on the subject. Vanessa Hudgens. yea the Disney girl. yea the one from that High School Musical. Ok Ok YES, the fine one. Decided to send someone some pics of herself. Naked ones I might add.
  

Now if you are a famous person. And shes pretty famous now cus of that movie. Wouldn't you think that something like this would happen. And if you don't know whats going on, her picture is all over the Internet now. Yes the nude one.

I have a feeling that half of my readers, (I'm assuming that there are more than one) just tried to search for that picture.

The funny thing is, if you have that picture, and you live in AZ, you can get 10 years in prison if someone snitches on you. HA, jokes on you cus, well, shes underage yall.

Those same people from above just tried to clean up their computers, haha.

• Wu-Tang is coming back.
  

• My softball team is 0-3.......
  

we are making a comeback though. WE GONE WIN IT ALL YO!.....I hope :/

• Why don't Rage Against the Machine have a Myspace? I searched for them the other day and couldnt find them. WHAT A SHAME! Tons of other broken up groups have one, why not RATM?

Until Next time, May the force be with you, don't go into a seizure playing HALO 3 all night, or for those that don't have it yet, in 2 hours and 20 mins.

The Jump off

Well, I guess I can put away the party hats and sparkling cider......what happened to the "Welcome to the Internet" Party? I mean this is my blogging cherry being popped. COME ONNNNN.

Anyways, I'm yo above average person with average thoughts. I mean Im gonna seriously gonna try and come on here and chronicle my life everyday. yep....EVERYDAY! aren't yall just so excited.

Let the random thoughts beginnn.....


1) I like music.....I will listen to any and all types.......oh any and all = HIP HOP. Yea, nothing else compares, honestly. From West Coast gangster/riding in my lolo with my chucks and dickies to the East Coasts' legends to the southern mood (Ay BAY BAY) music, to ChiTowns Finest. I HEART it all.

2) I honestly believe nobody can touch me in anything.....even if you are better than me......you cant touch me SON!

3) I play ball, Know everything that has to do with ball, listen to ball, watch ball, play ball on video games. I just love ball (no homo, shout out to lil wayne)........and to yall that are athletically challenged Ball=Basketball

4) Fantasy Football is the best invention of my generation..........NOTHING can top that.....not even file sharing programs.........on second thought, check that, Its the Second best invention.

5) Arizona State University houses some of the most RETARTED people you will ever meet. To see Juniors and Seniors not being able to divide 50 by 5 without the aid of a calculator......is quite saddening.

Thats like asking the president.......i just realized that this analogy isn't going anywhere starting like that.

I dont know about you but, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GRADUATING? I guess in the end ASU is getting their paper regardless.....damn to be able to hustle like that.......

6) Im from the hardest, most gangsta, most "betta shut the f**k up before you get slapped the f**k up" place ever......Arizona.

aight probably not the hardest....or most gangsta........ORRRR the third thing...but its still home to me so SHUT UP.

aight thats about it for the first one.....I'll let you know more bout me as the issues role out. Untill then my people.....

"Never give up on anything, cus once you do, your a giver upper"
--Enlightened ASU Student